Wednesday, July 25, 2007

well the era of the camaro is over for jimmy. at least for now. rising gas prices and long commute has forced me to find something better on gas than the camaro. so as of now i am driving

2006 chevy silverado.

yes i know what you're about to say.... "jimmy, trucks aren't known for GOOD gas milage!!!!!"

you'll note i said "better on gas THAN THE CAMARO" this is for 2 reasons.

1 - V6 not a V8
2 - takes regular not super

it's a real switch going from sports car to truck.

i'm not going to complain, my camaro and i had a great 112,000 miles. and as soon as i can i'll just get the new camaro that comes out in a few years.

my the way, i got the truck with 5000 miles on it, so pretty much brand new at a GREAT deal.

here's some pics.

Thursday, July 19, 2007


I just gained a whole lot of respect for Bryant Gumble.

101 Simpsons quotes

Some are actually just 2 lines in the same conversation, but hey it's still funny.

I'd like to also point out that no quotes are from past the 8th or 9th season. Since that's when the show ceased being funny.

anyway, here you go.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

No democracy thank god

Some moron thought it would be neat to show 10 things Americans could have if this were truly a democracy and everything were decided on popular vote.

All i can say is thank god this isn't a democracy. check this list out.

10 - Marijuana Decriminalization. this one i can agree with. if people wanna kill themselves the very least the government can do is tax the hell out of it. I'm a drinker and smoker and i ain't quitting. I suggest we add prostitution to this one. Selling is legal.... fucking is legal.... why isn't selling fucking legal?

9 - Universal Health Care. ah yes, let's turn all health care aspects into government-run organizations. you gotta be shitting me. Do any of these nimrods REALLY want the same people who run the DMV and Post Office running the HOSPITALS!?!?! We'd also see the end of medical developments. 9999 out of 10000 times a government number cruncher will make sure you can just "live with" whatever you have rather than spend the money to find a cure.

8 - Stricter Campaign Finance Laws. this one is an insanely easy fix. just stop giving political contributions. just don't do it. if politicians had to earn the money you give them and be accountable then this wouldn't be a problem.

7 - Equal aid to Palestinians and Israelis. I'm not really going to comment on this one because frankly i think there's no good solution to this. at all. there's no way to make anyone happy. I'll admit i don't have a clue on what to do.

6 - Reducing Military Spending. ha ha ha ha ha....*pause for breath*... ha ha ha ha ha!!!! oh that's good. and of course all the people trying to kill Americans will just MAGICALLY go away right? i had no idea we could just wish our problems away.

5 - Increased Social Spending. I'm calling bullshit on this one. if this was polled to something people WANT then they clearly didn't understand what was being asked. there's no way i believe that if you asked someone "would you like to pay more taxes from your hard earned money to give it to people who are lazy and want handouts?" actually maybe they just asked poor and lower class people what they wanted. they sure as hell didn't ask the rich people (you know, the ones who pay all the taxes) if they want to give it to even MORE bums.

4 - Acceptance of Kyoto Protocol. nice try Al Gore, shouldn't you be out looking for man-bear-pig?

3 - A Diplomatic Solution with Iran. can i buy some pot from this guy? he has GOT to be smoking the craziest shit ever grown. diplomatic solution? how in the fucking HELL do you solve things diplomatically with a country who wants you dead? not for anything we did, just because we're Americans. wow, this is some serious denial.

2 - Pulling Troops out of Iraq. I've given up caring about this. whatever happens, things are only going to get worse. troops pull out, Iran and Syria move in, another 9-11 happens, and instead of acknowledging that maybe we should have tried finishing the job they'll just blame Bush. it's going to happen. watch.

1 - The Impeachment of George W Bush. this is a joke. people's hatred of Bush has reached a level where i just don't believe anything anyone says about him anymore. people so easily accept the worst about him that it's pathetic. Bush could throw himself in front of a bullet meant for a infant black girl and people would rather believe he fired the bullet, hates kids, hates women, and hates black people. that's how retarded people have become.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Medical science

Using stem cells to suck out the fat and turn it into larger boobs.

Truly this is a great medical breakthru.

7 things rebuttle

Cinematical has a list on 7 reasons summer movies have become dumber.

there are a couple good points, but mostly it's an exercise in total jackassery and a retard-o-rama. go ahead and read them and come back.

here's a my rebuttal on them.

1 - this problem goes away when jerkoff movie critics, and hollywood snobs uncork their heads from their asses and realize that a special effects bonanza film can be as good if not better a film than some boring-ass oscar movie. lemme put it this way, when was the last time you watched a porno for the plot and acting? did you finish and say "well, the plot was terrible and the acting was awful, i just didn't like it." hell no. you know why? cuz nobody watches porn for the plot or the acting, they watch for the visual effects. i don't care about why the girl doesn't have cash to pay for the pizza, i just wanna see giant hooters bouncing around while a total babe moans like a banshee. comprende? this applies to summer popcorn flicks. a movie loaded with awesome special effects doesn't have to have a super plot or Shakespeare acting to be a great movie. The original Star Wars was crap for plot and acting, and yet it remains one of the greatest works of cinema ever. so get off your high horse morons.

2 - Tons of marketing? oh my god it's like..... it's like..... it's almost like they want people to come see the movie. HOLY SHIT!!!! those sneaky bastards, how dare they market the fuck out of a movie in an attempt to get you to go see it. It's like the marketing people are doing some manner of job they are hired to do.

3 - I can agree with this. the whole "it's the #1 movie in America!!!" thing is only worth something if they can say it's been #1 for longer than 2 weeks. THEN I'm impressed. oh and the "it's the #1 comedy/drama movie in America" thing is fucking sad. if you aren't #1, then please don't bother.

4 - this could be cleared up if the oscars become something worth taking seriously. but they remain a total fucking joke hence we're stuck with chick flicks and snore-ville towards the end of the year.

5 - yeah, I'm sure that Lucas is chomping at the bit to put out another movie for nitpicky assholes to complain about.

6 - little bit of a reality check for everyone complaining of nothing "original" coming out of hollywood...... 99.99999% of the good ideas are all taken. there's pretty much nothing new to do anymore. it's all just remakes of TV shows or adaptations of a book from now on. you'll just have to accept that fresh ideas are a rare thing now. fucking deal with it.

7 - the only people not helping are the douchbags who come up with shitty film reviews trying to show off all they learned in their english and drama classes they took in community college.

so bottom line is that this guy is just another crybaby little girl who thinks every film released all thru the year has to be an oscar contender and a fresh new idea. so pitiful.

Friday, July 06, 2007

Do as they say not as they do

The hypocrite schmucks putting on Live Aid all seriously need a boot upside their freaking heads. Oh sure they talk a big game. Too bad the talking they're doing is only making things worse.

Oh and the best part? they just buy their guilt away. it's like burning down a building to speak out against arson and then donating a fire truck to clean your conscience and say you have "balanced things out" then you go off and have a circle jerk with all your friends and talk about how you're changing the world.

Wrong number but it's cool

Amusing little story here.

Apparently some student at UCLA was given a recycled phone number. The previous user? Paris Hilton. So she started getting calls and texts asking about parties and other things. When Paris was going to go to jail there were calls and texts of people lending support and love.

I wonder if this kind of thing happens often. Non-famous people getting the number of famous people. Imagine if you got the number of a famous person and by coincidence you both had the same first name. creepy eh?

Sunday, July 01, 2007

The Math of Love

Conan O'Brian once again showing why his show is funnier than Letterman and Leno will EVER be.


As part of promotions for the upcoming Simpsons movie, some 7-11 stores are being turned into kwik-e-marts. complete with merchandise.

Those stores and most of the 6,000-plus other 7-Elevens in North America will sell items that until now existed only on television: Buzz Cola, KrustyO's cereal and Squishees, the slushy drink knockoff of Slurpees.

i'm seriously thinking of driving up to one in Dallas and asking where they keep the Burns-O's.

Happy 50th Dad

Today my old man is 50 years old. let's all point and laugh at the old guy. time sure flies. i can't help but think in a blink i'll find myself nearing 50. yikes.

Tokyo Dance Trooper

I gotta move to Japan. I need to see crazy shit like this for myself.