safety

The greatest safety video ever.

Birthday Clown

Coolest party clown ever, coolest birthday song ever, darkest gift ever.

Look back

You think in 2020 or so we'll be watching a movie with a scene about an Iraq War Vet that is this powerful?




frankly, i don't see so. unless movies about this war take a dramatic departure from the ones out now.... not a chance.

almost live

Ah the good old days. I remember watching this show when i was in high school living with my friend Chris. This was a sketch show that was gone way before its time.

he shoots he scores

If they were going to go to all the trouble of having 2 cameramen the LEAST they could have done was videotape the brainstorming session in which they composed this masterpiece, this SYMPHONY of such a brilliant idea. I wanna know if the thought "could this go bad somehow?" ever so much as peaked its head in the door of the discussion. I think that's where home videos must head to next. We need more. we demand behind the scenes.



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hat tip for vid: Robbie

Rick Roll

the most epic rick roll EVER.

penguins rule

Watch as a crafty penguin tells as couple of killer whales to shove off.


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Sad

This is why voting should not be an automatic right. You should have to pass some kind of test.



I think we're going to get EXACTLY what we voted for.

Guitar Hero

Fraking hilarious

clay chess

This is the coolest thing i've seen in a while.

FBDS

Ladies, are you tired of guys touching your boobs? Wish you had an effective yet cute way to keep those grubby hands off?

Introducing, the FBDS

Feline Boob Defense System

Kittens

awwww......

this reinforces what i tell people about owning cats. don't waste money buying fancy toys. the best ones are free. 75% of the best cat toys are empty grocery items.



Kittens-Coca Cola Box - The most amazing bloopers are here

Basketball commercials

i had totally forgotten about this commercial. classic charles

Stacy

(sound of tongue rolling out like the red carpet before the Oscars)

Spaceships

Link to

Great Spaceship Sacrifices.

with video.

this is good stuff. personally i think the Pegasus from Battlestar Galactica is the best. Simply because the whole episode was just plain fucking awesome. I mean, you're watching and you're thinking, "oh man how the hell are they getting out of this one?" and then Lee shows up and starts whooping Cylon ass. This was the same episode that had the Galactica entering the planet's atmosphere, launching fighters, and then hyperjumping a few hundred feet off the ground in a fit of TV badassery.


UPDATE: here you go. both scenes. god this was an awesome episode.

Greatest tantrums

5 greatest gamer tempers.

The Warcraft one is the best, hands down. The Quake one is nice though.

Sports and stuff

- Ok let's get something straight. Every single team in the NFL has been or is still doing what the Pats did. No exceptions. If you honestly think the Pats are alone in what they did then you are the dumbest bastard on the planet or insanely naive and i have a bridge to sell you. The only difference between them and the other teams? They got caught. Why did they get caught? Because they obviously aren't that good at cheating. Now ask yourself "why would a team not be good at cheating?" maybe because they aren't used to it and haven't needed to? Sounds logical to me. The part I hate is all the crybaby sore losers with sand in their vaginas like the Eagles. "oh yeah, now that we think about it, maybe we lost the Superbowl because of THAT not because we sucked." go fuck yourself Philly.

- I like how my fantasy football season is going so far. Last week I cleaned up. HARD.

- This week promises to be a plethora of releases. Jefe, do you know what a "plethora" is? anyways, the game "World In Conflict" comes out. played the demo and it's pretty cool. Superman:Doomsday is out on DVD. Not really sure about that. and friday the new Resident Evil movie comes out. I liked both the first 2 so i'm game to see this one.

- i leave you with a totally awesome commercial.