100 random questions

Something i found on facebook.



1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
what closet?

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioners from hotels?
Nope

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in?
not since basic training

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
nope

5. Do you use post-it notes?
sometimes

6. Do you cut coupons but never use them?
nope

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
a bear, so i can say "i immediately regret this decision!!"

8. Do you have freckles?
i think i used to have light ones.

9. Do you always smile for pictures?
No

10. What's your biggest pet peeve?
stupid questions

11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
nope

12. Have you ever peed in the woods?
does a bear shit in the woods?

13. Do you ever dance when there's no music playing?
nope

14. Do you chew your pens and pencils.
*nibble* *nibble*.... huh? sorry i was distracted

15. How many people have you slept with this week?
oh at least 50. yea right. NONE!!!!!

16. What size is your bed?
twin

17. What is your song of the week?
*shrug*

18. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Of course!

19. Do you still watch cartoons?
i will ALWAYS watch cartoons

20. What's your least favorite movie?
anything with julia roberts

21. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
in the BANK, don't let the black beard fool you. i'm not a pirate dammit

22. What do you drink with dinner.
water right now

23. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
katsup or honey or bbq sauce

24. What is your favorite food?
i dunno. i have a lot

25. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
war movies

26. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
honestly i don't know

27. Were you a boy/girl scout?
yup.

28. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine.
who the hell would WANT me to?

29. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
i think when i was stationed in Germany

30. Can you change the oil in a car?
yup

31. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
yes. fucking virginia state trooper nazis.

32. Ran out of gas?
came close a lot, but nope.

33. Favorite kind of sandwich?
bacon and lettuce on toasted sandwich bread

34. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
bacon bacon bacon!!!

35. What is your usual bedtime?
bout 10 or so lately

36. Are you lazy?
and surly!!!

37. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
mostly Superman or soldier. i went as a ghostbuster once

38. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Dragon

39. How many languages can you speak?
English

40. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Not right now

41. Which are better, legos or lincoln logs?
Legos

42. Are you stubborn.
big time

43. Who is better, Leno or Letterman?
used to be Letterman early on, but he took a big turn into douche-ville a while ago

44. Ever watch soap operas?
does observing my coworkers here count?

45. Afraid of heights?
not really

46. Sing in the car?
if i do, i'm drunk

47. Dance in the shower?
i might slip and fall!!!

48. Dance in the car?
no

49. Ever used a gun?
lots. used to carry one in the Air Force

50. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
i dunno if it counts, but for my ID badge to get over here to Iraq

51. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
try idiotic

52. Is Christmas stressful?
Nah. I don't celebrate it.

53. Ever eat a pierogi?
a what?

54. Favorite type of fruit pie?
American as Apple Pie

55. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
fighter pilot

56. Do you believe in ghosts?
No

57. Ever have a deja vu feeling?
i feel stuck in a rut, stuck in a rut, stunk in a rut.....

58. Take a vitamin daily?
try to

59. Wear slippers.
nope

60. Wear a bath robe.
nope

61. What do you wear to bed?
Shorts

62. First concert?
Ozfest 1996. went with my cousin Mike right before i enlisted

63. Wal-mart, Target, or Kmart?
Target. better babes

64. Nike or Adidas?
Nike

65. Cheetos or Fritos?
fritos only if there's dip

66. Sunflower seeds or peanuts?
peanuts

67. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
no

68. Ever take dance lessons?
no

69. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
porn?

70. Can you curl your tongue?
Yes

71. Ever won a spelling bee?
only in my class in elementary school

72. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Came close when Dale Jr won the Pepsi 400 at Daytona in 2001.

73. Own any record albums?
No but my dad has a ton

74. Own a record player?
nope

75. Regularly burn incense?
nope

76. Ever been in love?
I wish i never was. nothing but trouble.

77. Who would you like to see in concert?
Metallica

78. What was the last concert you saw?
No Doubt. went with my ex Kristin since she was a big fan.

79. Hot tea, or cold?
depends on the situation.

80. Tea or coffee?
tea, can't stand coffee

81. Sugar cookies or snickerdoodles?
Sugar cookies. the cookie dough mostly

82. Can you swim well?
sure can. used to be on a swim team when i lived in Turkey

83. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
who CAN'T???

84. Are you patient.
at times, but for the most part not really

85. At a wedding, DJ or live band?
DJ. some songs need to be done by the original artists

86. Ever won a contest?
i think so.

87. Ever had plastic surgery?
No

88. Black olives, or green?
neither. gross

89. Can you knit or crotchet?
nope

90. Best room for a fireplace?
Den

91. Do you want to get married?
nope

92. If you're married, how long since you said "I do?"
N/A

93. Who was your high school crush?
i dunno if i had one. no girl in particular comes to mind. i liked this one chick who lived nearby but when to another school, but mostly cuz she had huge jugs.

94. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your way?
not since i was like 5 or 6

95. Do you have kids?
None i know of

96. Do you want kids?
no no HELL no

97. What's your favorite color.
black

98. Do you miss anyone right now?
my siblings

99. Did you watch Next Great American Band on FOX?
hell no

100. Would you like other people to answer this survey?
go fer it!!