Something i found on facebook.
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioners from hotels?
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in?
not since basic training
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5. Do you use post-it notes?
6. Do you cut coupons but never use them?
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
a bear, so i can say "i immediately regret this decision!!"
8. Do you have freckles?
i think i used to have light ones.
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
10. What's your biggest pet peeve?
11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12. Have you ever peed in the woods?
does a bear shit in the woods?
13. Do you ever dance when there's no music playing?
14. Do you chew your pens and pencils.
*nibble* *nibble*.... huh? sorry i was distracted
15. How many people have you slept with this week?
oh at least 50. yea right. NONE!!!!!
16. What size is your bed?
17. What is your song of the week?
18. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
19. Do you still watch cartoons?
i will ALWAYS watch cartoons
20. What's your least favorite movie?
anything with julia roberts
21. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
in the BANK, don't let the black beard fool you. i'm not a pirate dammit
22. What do you drink with dinner.
water right now
23. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
katsup or honey or bbq sauce
24. What is your favorite food?
i dunno. i have a lot
25. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
26. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
honestly i don't know
27. Were you a boy/girl scout?
28. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine.
who the hell would WANT me to?
29. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
i think when i was stationed in Germany
30. Can you change the oil in a car?
31. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
yes. fucking virginia state trooper nazis.
32. Ran out of gas?
came close a lot, but nope.
33. Favorite kind of sandwich?
bacon and lettuce on toasted sandwich bread
34. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
bacon bacon bacon!!!
35. What is your usual bedtime?
bout 10 or so lately
36. Are you lazy?
37. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
mostly Superman or soldier. i went as a ghostbuster once
38. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
39. How many languages can you speak?
40. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Not right now
41. Which are better, legos or lincoln logs?
42. Are you stubborn.
43. Who is better, Leno or Letterman?
used to be Letterman early on, but he took a big turn into douche-ville a while ago
44. Ever watch soap operas?
does observing my coworkers here count?
45. Afraid of heights?
46. Sing in the car?
if i do, i'm drunk
47. Dance in the shower?
i might slip and fall!!!
48. Dance in the car?
49. Ever used a gun?
lots. used to carry one in the Air Force
50. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
i dunno if it counts, but for my ID badge to get over here to Iraq
51. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
52. Is Christmas stressful?
Nah. I don't celebrate it.
53. Ever eat a pierogi?
54. Favorite type of fruit pie?
American as Apple Pie
55. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
56. Do you believe in ghosts?
57. Ever have a deja vu feeling?
i feel stuck in a rut, stuck in a rut, stunk in a rut.....
58. Take a vitamin daily?
59. Wear slippers.
60. Wear a bath robe.
61. What do you wear to bed?
62. First concert?
Ozfest 1996. went with my cousin Mike right before i enlisted
63. Wal-mart, Target, or Kmart?
Target. better babes
64. Nike or Adidas?
65. Cheetos or Fritos?
fritos only if there's dip
66. Sunflower seeds or peanuts?
67. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
68. Ever take dance lessons?
69. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
70. Can you curl your tongue?
71. Ever won a spelling bee?
only in my class in elementary school
72. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Came close when Dale Jr won the Pepsi 400 at Daytona in 2001.
73. Own any record albums?
No but my dad has a ton
74. Own a record player?
75. Regularly burn incense?
76. Ever been in love?
I wish i never was. nothing but trouble.
77. Who would you like to see in concert?
78. What was the last concert you saw?
No Doubt. went with my ex Kristin since she was a big fan.
79. Hot tea, or cold?
depends on the situation.
80. Tea or coffee?
tea, can't stand coffee
81. Sugar cookies or snickerdoodles?
Sugar cookies. the cookie dough mostly
82. Can you swim well?
sure can. used to be on a swim team when i lived in Turkey
83. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
84. Are you patient.
at times, but for the most part not really
85. At a wedding, DJ or live band?
DJ. some songs need to be done by the original artists
86. Ever won a contest?
i think so.
87. Ever had plastic surgery?
88. Black olives, or green?
89. Can you knit or crotchet?
90. Best room for a fireplace?
91. Do you want to get married?
92. If you're married, how long since you said "I do?"
93. Who was your high school crush?
i dunno if i had one. no girl in particular comes to mind. i liked this one chick who lived nearby but when to another school, but mostly cuz she had huge jugs.
94. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your way?
not since i was like 5 or 6
95. Do you have kids?
None i know of
96. Do you want kids?
no no HELL no
97. What's your favorite color.
98. Do you miss anyone right now?
99. Did you watch Next Great American Band on FOX?
100. Would you like other people to answer this survey?
go fer it!!