Friday, October 17, 2008

Still here

You thought Barry Bonds was going away?

So basically Bonds' argument is that he isn't playing baseball anymore not because he's a roid pumping giant head prima donna cockbite, but because MLB is a bunch of conspiring jerks. Any bets that a racism charge gets tossed in for kicks?

Actually, there probably was collusion, and it went something like this:

MLB team owner: Hey how big of a hassle was it really to have Bonds on the team?

: it was a fucking nightmare. thank god he got his record and we can finally be done with him.

MLB team owner: thanks for the heads-up.

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