Get to know me

found this "get to know me" thing on myspace. figured what the hell, i'm bored.


Basics:
Name: Jimmy Ballard
Date of Birth: 29 March 1976
Birthplace: El Paso, Texas
Current Location: Hotel, Falls Church, Virginia
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'10"
Heritage: Hispanic
Piercings: Fuck no
Tattoos: None right now
Favorite:
Band/Singer: Lots
Song: Depends
Movie: Tons
TV show: South Park, Battlestar Galactica
Color: Black
Food: Mesquite Chicken w/ Bacon from Quiznos
Pizza topping: Pepperoni
Ice-Cream Flavor: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Drink (alcoholic): Bud Light
Soda: Mountain Dew
Store: Best Buy
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Fruit or veggie: fruit i guess
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: sweet
Love or money: money
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: looks
Coffee or tea: tea
Hot or cold: cold
Your:
Goal for this year: make money, learn about job, not get killed
Most missed memory: i dunno
Best physical feature: none, i'm fugly
First thought waking up: boy that was a waste of time
Preferred type of plastic surgery: right now, Liposuction
Sesame street alter ego: Oscar. duh
Most stupid remark: tons of them
Greatest ambition: i got none.
Greatest fear: getting in another relationship
Darkest secret: like i'd post THAT
Strangest received gift: dunno
Worst habit: smoking i guess
Do You:
Smoke: yup
Drink: yup
Curse: fuck yeah
Shower daily: yup
Like thunderstorms: yup
Dance in the rain: nope
Sing: no no hell no
Play an instrument: the plastic guitar on rock band
Get along with your parents: yup
Wish on stars: not anymore
Believe in fate: kinda
Believe in love at first sight: fuck no
Can You:
Drive: oh yes. fast
Sew: a little
Cook: mac and cheese
Speak another language: used to speak some Turkish
Dance: if i'm dancing you know i'm WASTED
Sing: nope
Touch your nose with your tongue: if i could i'd be getting paid more often
Whistle: yup
Curl your tongue: yup
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: oh hell yeah
Been Stoned/High: nope
Eaten Sushi: nope
Been in Love: yup
Skipped school: yup
Made prank calls: nope
Sent someone a love letter: yup
Stolen something: i'm a net pirate
Cried yourself to sleep: i think so, i was drunk
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? too many things annoy me
Are you right or left handed? left
What is your bedtime? when i'm tired
Name three things you can't live without: internet, video games
Do you have any siblings? 1 of each
Do you have any pets? not now
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? hell yeah
What is you middle name? lee
What are you nicknames? yimmy, mayorjimmy, jamus, uncle gee gee (don't ask)
Are you for or against gay marriage? i don't care
Do you have a crush on anyone? no, just lots of chicks i wanna fuck
Are you afraid of the dark? nah
How do you want to die? crushed in a massive orgy
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? sure
What is the last law you’ve broken? speeding i guess
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: red
Eye color: light light blue or green
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than me
Most important physical feature: not sure, depends on the girl
Biggest turn-off: facial piercings of any kind